Turn your hearing aids on so you can hear all the gossip in the air
Turn your hearing aids on so you can tell if they begin to swear

Keep fresh batteries so you can pry
Without those hearing aids, you will surely cry

If you get tired of the conservation remove them with great elation 
You can have perfect peace and quiet in any situation 

God gave us hearing aids so we could hear every little thing
Or if we’re so am-mind too, take ‘em out and not hear a darn thing

So the moral of this story is to wear them as a badge of honor
If you can’t find them in the morning you are surely a goner 

August 27, 2022
Penned for my friends 
At The Woodlands