Turn your hearing aids on so you can hear all the gossip in the air Turn your hearing aids on so you can tell if they begin to swear Keep fresh batteries so you can pry Without those hearing aids, you will surely cry If you get tired of the conservation remove them with great elation You can have perfect peace and quiet in any situation God gave us hearing aids so we could hear every little thing Or if we’re so am-mind too, take ‘em out and not hear a darn thing So the moral of this story is to wear them as a badge of honor If you can’t find them in the morning you are surely a goner August 27, 2022 Penned for my friends At The Woodlands
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